I Believe in The Belt Sticker
I Believe in The Belt Sticker

I Believe in The Belt Sticker

Regular price $2.99

I Believe in The Belt Sticker

US Space Force Sticker

Everyone in the modern military knows that a reflective belt protects you from all dangers, including bombs, snipers, accidents, disease, and even inept officers.

The belt’s well-known magical properties are why military leaders demand that troops wear them at all times – even in the shower. But woe to the hapless E-2 who is caught without one since everyone knows that tragedy will soon follow. Sadly, the US Space Force is so new that many have not yet learned this lesson.

Specs
2.8" tall x 2" wide